We bring you the only right way how to measure your penis and get an accurate size of your shaft. This step by step guide will be of assistance to never get it wrong. Just follow along and you will soon find out how big (or small) you are.
But it will take about a full day to measure your dick. Can you imagine? A full waking day?!
That is correct. Measure it once and you might not know the actual size of your prick. Measure it three times and you will have a much more correct result.
What you will need
- A penis
- Vinyl tape or string
Nope, this is not a math exam.
Step 1: Get an Erection
1. Stop thinking about stressful situations e.g. work
2. Engage in sexual activity e.g. foreplay, BJ or jerkoff
(After that we can show the difference between a flaccid penis and erect penis and how the penis should like.)
Step 2: Measure your length
1. Take the ruler and place it next to your penis. Be gentle, you do not want to hurt yourself (unless you like it rough, but that is entirely up to you).
2. Press the ruler gently towards the pubic bone.
3. Write down the number on the paper. Surprised?
4. Do this three times (morning, noon, evening). That is what others do not tell you. Instead of measuring your penis one time, measure it three times to get the right size. Besides, if you repeat the process a few days in a row, that’s when the magic happens.
5. Sum the three numbers up and divide them by three.
6. Boom, this is your penis length.
You can now fire it out each time someone asks you about your dick size which, very likely, happens rarely.
Step 3: Measure your girth
1. Take the vinyl tape or the string and measure your girth at the base of your shaft.
2. Do the same in the middle of your shaft and directly below the penis head. Again, to take the measuring process of your penis to the next level, repeat the process a few days in a row.
3. Sum all the three numbers and divide them by three.
4. Write down the number on the paper.
5. Do this three times (morning, noon, evening).
6. Sum the three numbers up and divide them by three.
7. This is your penis girth.
About your score
- If your penis is between 3.94″ – 4.72″ (10 – 12 cm) you are small.
- If you are between 4.72″ – 6.3″ (12 – 16 cm) you have an average sized penis.
- If your penis is 6.3″ – 7.9″ (16 – 20cm) welcome to the big guys club.
- If you are 7.9″ (20cm)+ you can easily become a pornstar, congratulations!
- The average penis girth size is around 4.7″-5″ (12-13 cm).
There you have it, you now know how to properly measure your penis. And if you are courageous enough, feel free to share your results in the comments section below. Let’s together find out the real average!
Originally posted 2019-05-17 00:05:55.